9. Ortho Birth Control Pills Uses Sixpence None the Richer's 'There She Goes'

Product: Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo birth control pills

The Pitch: "Y'see, 'there she goes again' -- she's hooking up with yet another guy! Oversexed women are an untapped market -- well, not exactly untapped, if you know what I mean."

Lyrics You Don't Hear: In this 1999 hit cover of a song originally recorded by the La's in 1990, the line "pulsing through my vein" is purported to be a reference to heroin, a somewhat less-reliable birth-control drug.

Sellout Quotient: 7/10
This nice Christian band singing what's evidently an ode to dope is one thing. That same song being used to promote bed-hopping will surely get them in hot water with their pastor.