Bon Jovi Doll

Not since the Crissy doll faded from the shelves of toy stores across the land has a plastic figure offered such opportunity for folks of all ages to test their tress-styling skills. Tease it, highlight it, try to keep an angry Tico Torres from hacking it off with hedge clippers ... the possibilities are endless. Unfortunately, the option to have Malibu Jovi sing "whoa-oa, livin' on my hair" was excised at the last minute.

Accessories: Acoustic guitar, microphone, Jersey soul.

Great for: Going out in a blaze of glory, teaching safety lessons about those slippery linoleum floors.