Notorious B.I.G. Doll

More rotund than the fat Elvis and able to leap ... well, probably only a little more than three inches at a time, this bespoke-suited figurine is the ultimate in hip-hop ornamentation. Granted, owners who misplace the small Biggie Smalls won't be able to count on the cops for any help in solving that mystery, but, on the bright side, Diddy will be there to pitch in with a tune about how much you -- and he -- miss the darn thing.

Accessories: Top hat, stogie and walking stick -- ideal for beating down those West Coast action figures.

Great for: Weighing down those sheafs of legal papers.